A fly landed on my cheek. I slapped myself hard. It died.
- Me: Dude what happened? You were supposed to bring me Dexter season one!
- Friend: Oh was I?
- Me: You said you'll bring it!
- Friend: Oh, I'll bring it next time. I don't think you should watch it anyway. The psychology part of it is fine, but it's just too gruesome y'know?
- Me: Ok, I'll just watch the first season then.
- Friend: Yeah I only have the third season.
There's a thread on my dashboard asking people who are shorter than 5'5'' to reblog.
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