fiyahwhisky: I feel like Voldemort truly is the ultimate socially awkward penguin. Try to rule the world -> Thwarted by 1 yr old Plan a dastardly scheme to return -> Spend one year attached to the back of a face Use a gigantic poisonous snake as a weapon -> Defeated by a hat Brag to Harry Potter about how great you are -> He feels sorry for you Open locket which contains a piece of Voldemort’s soul -> Also contains porn Finally kill Harry Potter -> Oh wait…

fiyahwhisky:

I feel like Voldemort truly is the ultimate socially awkward penguin.

Try to rule the world -> Thwarted by 1 yr old

Plan a dastardly scheme to return -> Spend one year attached to the back of a face

Use a gigantic poisonous snake as a weapon -> Defeated by a hat

Brag to Harry Potter about how great you are -> He feels sorry for you

Open locket which contains a piece of Voldemort’s soul -> Also contains porn

Finally kill Harry Potter -> Oh wait…

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